Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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