all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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