I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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