Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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