found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
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Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
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you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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