I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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