he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
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This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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