I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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