David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm passing your future prison.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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