I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
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You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
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Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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