? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
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so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
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I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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