I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
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I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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