I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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