Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
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he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?