Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
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i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?