I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
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And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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