Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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