you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
im on a boat
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