Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i need an iv and a liver transplant
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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