You made me cry and you don't even care
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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