he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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