hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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