I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
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you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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