it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
a search helicopter?!
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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