He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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