found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Randomize
