i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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