Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
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