Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
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keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
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Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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