Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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