so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
are you so shy because you have an std?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
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I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
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He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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