How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
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She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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