But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
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I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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