omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
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My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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