Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
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im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
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Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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