She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
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You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
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How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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