32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Randomize
