Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
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Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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