My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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