I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
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i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
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You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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