i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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