Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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