I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Randomize