He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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