Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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