Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
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So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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