How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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