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(815): View more from Illinois

Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?

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You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.

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(815) Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off? (1-815) You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it. http://tfl.nu/du1d

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Quick, to the slutcave!

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(202): Quick, to the slutcave! http://tfl.nu/wu8s

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.

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(651): Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad. http://tfl.nu/pphf

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(925): View more from California

never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.

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(925): never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont. http://tfl.nu/mow4

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(706): View more from Georgia

well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.

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(706): well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun. http://tfl.nu/hotb

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(203): View more from Connecticut

too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm

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(203): too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm http://tfl.nu/fqzs

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(650): View more from California

we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed

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god you guys know how to party

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worst. bachelorette party. ever.

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(650): we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed (505): god you guys know how to party (650): worst. bachelorette party. ever. http://tfl.nu/3oqx

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(952): View more from Minnesota

i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.

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(952): i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware. http://tfl.nu/z086

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(770): View more from Georgia

She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.

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(770): She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out. http://tfl.nu/r137

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.

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(651): Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it. http://tfl.nu/j2gr

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.

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(617): Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee. http://tfl.nu/9xkv

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(515): View more from Iowa

Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.

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(515): Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind. http://tfl.nu/1wyd

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.

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(701): Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why. http://tfl.nu/atie

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(501): View more from Arkansas

I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..

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(501): I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half.. http://tfl.nu/kmcb

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(928): View more from Arizona

You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions

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Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.

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(928): You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions (1-928): Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit. http://tfl.nu/mpos

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