Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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