i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
why do cheetos always look like penises
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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