is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
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btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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