South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
