OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
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