Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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