Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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