Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
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Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
tell me about the fingering
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